July 2012
June 2012
some nights, i always win: justflyawaywithme: Dear... →
justflyawaywithme:
Dear people boycotting Oreos for supporting gay rights:
The following companies also support gay rights:
Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin…
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...
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every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
Best pick-up line:
Boy: I like musicals
Boy: and I am straight
A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?